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Asking if you're done yet — coffee in hand, having done absolutely nothing all day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: 6px 0px; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003e\"People Who Always Try To Rush You...Are The Laziest People You Know!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: 6px 0px; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eI'm just saying... 😄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: 6px 0px; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003e👔 Perfect for anyone who has ever been rushed by someone who couldn't find busy with both hands and a map. For the worker bees, the doers, the ones who actually show up and get it done — while someone else stands there impatiently waiting for the results.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: 6px 0px; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eWear it to work. Wear it to family dinner. Wear it anywhere the message needs to be delivered without saying a single word.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: 6px 0px; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003ePassive aggressive? 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