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Then you hear it — branches snapping, ground shaking, and your buddy screaming what you already know.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: 6px 0px; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eThe smart one looks back with a grin and says it:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: 6px 0px; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003e\"I don't have to run faster than the bear...I just have to run faster than YOU!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: 6px 0px; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eThe other one just screams: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003e\"RUN!!!!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: 6px 0px; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003e🐻 This shirt is for the guy who always does the math. 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