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The backyard farmer. The small homesteader. The man who's doing what it takes. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd for the wife who watches him every morning from the kitchen window with a smile on her face — this is the perfect gift. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy You'll Love It Instantly relatable to any farmer, homesteader, or country family The perfect gift from a wife to her hardworking husband Soft, comfortable Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton tee Vivid full-color print that holds up wash after wash Available in sizes S–5XL The Perfect Gift For: Backyard farmers and small homesteaders Husbands who do it all before the rest of the world wakes up Country families who know exactly what this morning looks like Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, or just because he deserves it. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Rob Corvette Homestead Collection — stories worn on your chest. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis relaxed cotton tee carries a quiet, rural humor — a snapshot of a big-hearted walk through the yard with chickens clustered at your feet. Soft, sturdy cotton drapes easily over shoulders and keeps its shape after washes, so the scene stays crisp and the fit stays comfortable. Wear it while tending to chores, running errands, or when you want to spark a grin from neighbors at the farmer’s market. The crew neckline and classic cut make it simple to layer under a jacket or pair with work jeans. Small, thoughtful details — like the tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape — keep the shirt easy and itch-free all day. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features - \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g\/m² for durability and year-round comfort - \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTubular, seamless body and ribbed knit collar for a clean look and reduced fabric waste - \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve\/neck prints - \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and shape retention - \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOEKO-TEX® certified and produced with ethically sourced US cotton; meets EU safety and chemical standards \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions - \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNon-chlorine: bleach as needed - \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not iron - \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not dryclean - \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTumble dry: low heat \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":58554459979936,"sku":"12165520374254560467","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58554460012704,"sku":"83552027711818131858","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":58554460045472,"sku":"18456249327724347574","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":58554460078240,"sku":"10718080483672572508","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":58554460111008,"sku":"19772586040661987069","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":58554460143776,"sku":"25730680571262412248","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":58554460176544,"sku":"56282277384971673240","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":58554460209312,"sku":"32167143587867493017","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":58554460242080,"sku":"89796013939735062890","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":58554460274848,"sku":"67114479373608783429","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":58554460307616,"sku":"20429797315337926840","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":58554460340384,"sku":"31045636414340342108","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":58554460373152,"sku":"70454412765934152673","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":58554460405920,"sku":"17426845737953243204","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":58554460438688,"sku":"31293519631117814339","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":58554460471456,"sku":"12462335852422320584","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1036\/6150\/2624\/files\/11851065451307192053_2048.jpg?v=1785169745","url":"https:\/\/robcorvette.com\/products\/excuse-me-kids-let-a-big-man-walk-funny-farmer-t-shirt-homestead-gift-gift-for-him-backyard-farmer-country-life-humor-shirt","provider":"Rob Corvette Enterprises LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}